Scott and I have become so indecisive that we have begun to rely on a Magic 8 Ball to make all of our decisions, both important and irrelevant. And when I say Magic 8 Ball, I of course mean an app on my phone, because I don’t travel around with an *actual* Magic 8 Ball. That would be weird.
“Should we get pizza tonight?” It says no, so we go pasta instead.
“Should we watch Boyhood at the cinema?” It says uncertain, so we cancel it altogether.
“Should we move to Amsterdam?” It says most definitely, so we do.